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Run by Thaddeus. The Alchemist's has exchanges for rare items, different potions, and

Contents 1 General Shop 2 Potion Shop 3 Cursed Pool 4 Pet Transmutations 5 Zodiac 6 Quests 6.1 The Alchemist's Quest 6.2 Pattern Access 7 Notes

General Shop

Item Wanted	Items Needed
Loaf	Silver Tiara x40 Tea Kettle x20
Magic Pixie Dust	White Fan x30 Model Calabi-Yau Manifold x25 Model Molecule x25
Scroll of Monster Summoning	Windup Gator x15
Scroll of Monster Summoning	Hammock x5
Scroll of Musical Instrument Summoning	Wizard's Paper Music Note
Food-Summoning Scroll	Wizard's Paper Wheat Bread
Nettling Scroll	Wizard's Paper Scabious x7
Large Rock	Chalk x20 Aging Root
Stack of Tiles	Leather Armor x10 Plumage x10
Stack of Tiles	Snappy Bricks x10 Towel x10
The Earth Golem's Song	Wizard's Paper Large Rock
The Arte Goetia	Black Dye x2 Paper x3

Potion Shop

• The list of items that can be traded changes every 4 weeks. Possible exchanges are:

Payment (crafts)

• Unreasonably Large Hoard of Unreasonably Large Swords x2
• Lothlórien x3
• Mercury x4
• Amber Stick x5
• Bagpipes x6
• Couch x6
• Egyptian Mural x6
• Silver Chandelier x6

Payment (inventions)

• PSYCHE
• 8kHz Bow
• Eye-Con 5000 x3
• Synthesizer x4
• The xSphere Computer x4
• The CubeSys Computer x4
• 6-Cylinder Combustion Engine x6 or x5

Payment (smiths)

• Phoenix Axe x2
• Pluto and Charon x2
• Soulhammer x2
• Knefarious Knife x4
• Cannon x5
• Staff of Stars and Moons x7

Payment (tailored)

• Orion
• Gaea's Embrace
• The Salamander's Cape x2
• An Almost-Fanatical Devotion to the Pope x3
• Electrodyne Cape x3
• Serpent's Pass x4
• Wintergreen Cloak x7

Potions

• Child's Play
• Atrophy
• Blur
• Close
• Cloud
• Demodernize
• Desympathize
• Expose
• Forget
• Hackney
• Introvert
• Pacify
• Quit
• Rust
• Stumble
• Urbanize
• Waste
• Laze

Cursed Pool

• Changes any pet (dead or live) from one gender to another
• Pregnant females who are dipped do not bear offspring
• Cost: 60 Astrolabes, 30 The Smiling Suns, and 30 The Sleeping Moons.
  • One free dip can be obtained by completing the The Alchemist's Quest

Pet Transmutations

• Change a Psypet's graphic to another, common Psypet image
  • Cost: 50 Favor (starting April 2010)
• Change a Psypet's graphic to a custom pet graphic
  • Cost: 500 Favor

Zodiac

The Alchemist is able to inform you on which Zodiac sign is of current. It is useful for certain Tower Transmutations that require a specific sign.

Such as:

Well, we're currently in [Sign Here]. You can figure it out yourself easily by looking up the night sky with a telescope. I recommend getting somewhere high up, away from all this light pollution.

Er, or you can look at a calendar, I suppose, but that's less interesting...

Anyway, the positions of the planets, the phases of the moon: these are all important for an Alchemist. Not only personality, but the transmutation of substances is controlled by the movement of the planets.

Ask me about it again sometime later once you've had a good look at the sky yourself.

Quests

The Alchemist's Quest

• Requirements: An account at least 2 months old. (Otherwise, the quest does not show up.)
• Reward: A free dip in the Cursed Pool.

Required items:

• Colander
• Tea Kettle
• Net
• Figurine #3

Pattern Access

• Requirement: A Maze Piece in Storage
• Reward: Thaddeus will grant the player access to the Pattern under "The City" menu

Notes

• For the Totem Pole Garden, Thaddeus will trade an Alchemist's Knapsack for a Totem Pole of Good rating.
• Formerly required in the White Lily Quest